Mishill Sets Fire to Husband's Genitals
Updated: Saturday, 08 Aug 2009, 11:27 AM EDT
Published: Friday, 07 Aug 2009, 5:20 PM EDT
In an exclusive to The New York Times:
Mishill 0bama set fire to her husband鈥檚 genitals at a club in NYC after he allegedly became intoxicated and made public sexual advances on her (this gives some clue as to how loaded he was).
Ms 0bama is being praised by her hometown (Chicago) for what she did and for also turning herself in to The Secret Service immediately after the alleged incident. She has not been charged with causing bodily injury or endangering private property, according to The New York Times.
Police said that the incident took place at a club in Harlem while the two were on one of their famous dates. The President allegedly took off his pants and waved his genitals at a number of girls. He is then said to have "forcefully fondled" Ms 0bama and asked her to hold his genitals just like she does when he is in the white house.
Ms 0bama asked her husband to stop harassing her, a Secret Service spokesman said, and when he didn't, she poured Muscatel, an inexpensive fortified wine that resembles Boons Farm Apple Wine, on his diminutive private area.
President 0bama continued his advances; Secret Service said that's when Ms 0bama set fire to his genitals using his lighter.
The President was immediately flown to The Bethesda Naval Hospital in Maryland where he remains while being treated for second-degree burns to his testicles and penis.
Judge Sotomayor and a Federal prosecutor in the case have agreed to allow Ms 0bama to remain free pending a possible trial, which is an indication that they agreed with her argument of self-defense. (There is no mention of where the girls, grandmother, and BO the dog were/are.)
In July a New York man claimed his wife burned his genitals when she poured hot water on him while he was sleeping . He told the New York Post that she was upset over his infidelity.
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