Here are some real and funny laws!!!?

Tell me if there is something wrong with these laws, and I will remove them, but don't report it as abuse.



# Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic in Indiana.

# In New Mexico, females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

# Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown in Florida.

# Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state in Ohio.

# In Florida, any form of sexual contact other than missionary position is a misdomeanor. (This is still a law. There have been several cases of people being brought up on these charges in the past 5 years alone. If the police enter a home with a warrent for some other crime and catch the 'culprits' in action, they can, and are, brought up on those charges.)

# In fire-sensitive Chicago, it is against the law to eat in an establishment that is on fire.

# In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.

# In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

# Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be arrested for trying on more than six dresses in one store.

# Anyone interupting a meeting of the British Columbia Grasshopper Control Committee can be arrested.

# In Indiana, bathing is prohibited during the winter.

# Winnetka, Illinois theater managers can kick out any patron who has "odoriferous feet."

# We're not sure what led to this one: In Natoma, Kansas it's against the law to practice knife throwing at men wearing striped suits.

# It is illegal for a man to drink with a woman in an Edmonton beer parlour in Alberta.

# Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault" in Louisiana.

# In Iowa, kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

# In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

# It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.

# An ordinance in Lawrence, Kansas, forbids anyone to carry bees in his hat while on the city streets.

# In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

# In Winnipeg, it is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up.|||hahaha lol!!!!! i give you a star ;) i was especially surprised with the 'women can't try out six dresses at one store...' one!!! omg!!!|||Funny!|||In tennessee it is illegal to shoot a whale from the highway....

(considering tennessee does not even have an ocean, I dont see why this is even a law......stupid huh!}|||haha...those are weird :)|||lol ty enjoyed those|||those ain't even near true cuz I live in Indiana and never heard nothing crazy like that so you can remove if you please.|||wooooooooooooooooooooooooow

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