? If you think there’s nothing about San Francisco that a rise in the ocean level could not cure, then you might be a redneck.
? If you think slick politicians who rise from a political dung heap like Chicago might not be the fresh breeze they purport to be, then you might be a redneck.
? If you think Michael Moore is John Murtha and Joy Behar’s love child, then you might be a redneck.
? If you actually believe Obama’s close buddy Bill Ayers when he says he’s an anarchist, a Marxist and is unashamed of bombing the Pentagon and the Capitol building, then you might be a redneck.
? If you think Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s pastor for 20 years, is more unhinged than a spider monkey that just had turpentine poured on its butt, then you might be a redneck.
? If you get PO’ed because the vast majority of our college campuses spew anti-American rhetoric to your young ‘uns, then you might be a redneck.
? If you think it’s kind of weird for Obama to be close friends with some of the most unpatriotic SOBs in the USA, then you might be a redneck.
? If you don’t like your kids being taught in the public schools that America is an oppressive, imperialistic country that needs a heavy dose of Marxism to make it better, then you might be a redneck.
? If you’d prefer your kids not be a part of an elementary education that has thoroughly been queered—their words, not mine—then you might be a redneck.
? If you’re looking for a new name to call acorns after this election cycle because the fraudulent voter registration group ACORN has sullied the name of this innocent nut, then you might be a redneck.
? If you like Joe the Plumber’s tax plan more than Joe “the Bumbler” Biden’s tax scam, then you might be a redneck.
? If you think it’s patriotic to pay fewer taxes, then you might be a redneck.
? If you bitterly love your guns, Jesus, apple pie, deer hunting, blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls, baseball, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter, then you might be a redneck.
? If you believe Barney Frank is more of a Barney and less of a Frank, then you might be a redneck.
? If you don’t like your baby’s first grade class being bussed in to attend their lesbian teacher’s wedding, then you might be a redneck.
? If you think your lazy-eyed, evil half sister Erlene, the one with Tourette’s, is more fair and balanced than the mainstream media even on Saturday nights when she is all liquored up, then you might be a redneck.
? If you think the Fairness Doctrine is the beginning of the end of free speech, then you might be a redneck.
? If you think terrorists should be bombed into oblivion versus chatted with over tea and a smoldering hookah, then you might be a redneck.
? If you equate “progressives” with the two Dutch weirdoes who bought the farm next door to yours and blast Boy George music from their house, have bizarre barn dances on the weekends and keep stealing your young female sheep, then you might be a redneck.
? If you don’t like it when two-year-olds, corpses, house pets, Disney Characters and child molesters get to vote (and vote often), then you might be a redneck.
? If you get teary eyed when you hear the Star Spangled Banner and proud when you see our soldiers, then you might be a redneck.
? If you mutter curse words under your breath when you see a hippie wearing a Che Guevara T-Shirt, then you might be a redneck.
If the above makes me a redneck, then man am I glad not to be equated with the walking sea cow that is John Murtha and his icky ilk.
I hope and pray to the Redneck God in heaven that all the bitter and clingy God, gun and USA loving voters will remember when they go to the polls this November 4th (before the liberals vote on November 5th) how zealously, consistently and mercilessly the lunatic left disparages them at every turn and will, therefore, cast their “redneck” ballot for the McCain and Palin ticket.
|||I will take claim to the title of being a Texas conservative and if that makes me a redneck I'll wear the title proudly. |||All of those things you mentioned is true and I am a level headed American voter.|||I might- be a redneck then and of course :
I WILL vote McCain/Palin '08|||Nice copy %26amp; Pasting.
Got anything original?|||i am level headed and believe most of that|||haha. :) I hope you dont mind I read these in my head in jeff foxworthy's voice ;) and I admit to having quite a few of them apply to me.
However, I don't care for either canidate running.
Im from America but am in living in Europe until December. Im registered to vote but don't believe I'll be mailing in my ballot. It would be a toss up between McCain and "no answer" so Im not quite sure it is worth the postage. I will send my prayers to God instead. At least then I know they are delivered and counted. :) ?|||A little of both.|||Yes, I'm a patriotic American who's too level-headed to sit still while unelected aholes do everything possible to turn my country into Nazi Germany, including the Depression that brought a right-wing nutcase to power. Is it any wonder the Bush family fortune came from illegal trade with Hitler?|||If you think GWB is the greatest president ever your a redneck
If your willing to tell lie's over and over again your a redneck
If you want to tell people how to live their lives your a redneck
If you don't like to think, just have drug attics and sexual freaks do your thinking for you your a redneck
If you don't care about reality your a redneck
If you think your a Christan but don't follow the teachings of JESUS CHRIST your a redneck
If you think America hasn't had enough of your BS your a redneck!!!!|||you do realize only a small part of this forum has even the slightest clue as to the true definition of either person you mentioned?|||I believe that Randy Newman's "Redneck" should be sung in school every morning and "Karl Marx" every after noon.
AND IT'S UP AGAINST THE WALL REDNECK MOTHER.
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