Saturday, February 4, 2012

Why don't U.S. Cons ever dream of Govt high-speed train from San Fran to NYC?

I had a dream about a socialist system of public housing and free Government-subsidized high-speech trains that get you from San Francisco's Haight Ashbury to New York City's Greenwich Village in 10 minutes. It travels at THOUSANDS OF MILES PER HOUR....



I dreamed this after I had some medicinal marijuana, but still...



The socialist train track is on top of you and in order to ride the train, you grab a rope like a zipline and fly across the ground at supersonic speeds from California to New York City,



The Westbound station of this train is San Francisco's Haight Ashbury hippie community....near the muni cable....going East here are the stops..... each is 2-3 minutes commute between stations



2) with stops in Berkeley



3) Reno Nevada's Circus Circus,



4) a Liberal shack near Salt Lake City disguised as a Latter Day Saints church that is public housing subsidized by Government



5) Then the zipline goes into Green River, Wyoming in a graffiti painted mountain that disses Dick Cheney for having shot someone..... and then they have homegrown weed on the river in Green River....



6) Then the next stop is South Fork, Colorado....



7) Then it goes into like Dodge City, Kansas and you have a honky tonk piano store with hippie gems



all these magical places across middle America Coast to Coast with a socialist twist....



8) then it goes into St. Louis, Missouri, heart of the USA..... but they mix brownies with the Annheiser Busch brewed beer in this secret socialist train stop subsidized by Govt.....



9) Then the next stop is Chicago... Obama's home.... and there you pick up brochures on community organizing across America.....



10) The next stop is Akron, Ohio.......where they will play you Union speeches all the time about how Unions created better pay for all Ohioans.......



11) Then it goes into Pennsylvania and you have a hippie township ecovillage stop on this high-speed rail....



12) Then it goes into Jersey Rutgers where you mean hot hippie girls in New Brunswick, NJ



Finally it goes right over the top of the Holland Tunnel, and speeds you down into Greenwich Village....



13) And for free....paid for by the US Government..... you can swing by rope in 10 minutes at supersonic speeds by magnetic socialist collectivist engineering...... ACROSS AMERICA....San Francisco to New York....



This was my dream.... Conservatives, isn't that COOOOOOL????!!!!!! The 13th stop is you reach NYCWhy don't U.S. Cons ever dream of Govt high-speed train from San Fran to NYC?
very good

I think a screenplay is in order
You do realize that you're doing 1000 mph by just staying where you are ?Why don't U.S. Cons ever dream of Govt high-speed train from San Fran to NYC?
You should keep such things to yourself lest you become a poster child for those against legalizing marijuana.
Because we have these things called AIR PLANES.

I do appreciate the sarcasm however, good show. (Sarcasm is one of the best methods of pointing out stupidity.)Why don't U.S. Cons ever dream of Govt high-speed train from San Fran to NYC?
You just wasted 2 minutes of my life.
No one would ever ride it when they could fly instead.

The ONLY place high speed rail might have a chance is in the crowded D.C. to Boston corridor.
I now understand liberalism, it's a mental disorder that effects people not in tune with reality, dreamers etc...
wow.
The hot hippie girls in item 12 do not jive with reality. Ever seen a hippie girl? They don't bathe frequently, or shave anything. They're a lot like filthy yeti's that smell like pot and stale beer vomit.
I have no reason to go from Frisco to NYC because I live in New Mexico and the only place I ever really go is to L.A. for business...



And besides, I'd like to see you pull a gooseneck horse trailer, a travel trailer or a motion picture equipment trailer behind your high-speed train.
Yes that sounds real good, now let's start bringing you down Looks like someone laced your weed with some acid.
You have an imagination and are still able to make up a "put-on" to freak out the cons. Good for you.

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